List of Lies.

For those of you who don't know, I love making lists.  I don't know why, but I do.
A list for my favorite songs, favorite movies, quotes, people, friends, novel ideas, little things everyone loves, how to make my blog more interesting, etc.

Well one list in particular I actually forgot that I wrote.  But looking over it, I thought it was still so true that I wanted to post it on my blog.  So without further ado, here is my list of lies.

White Lies ALMOST Everyone Says:
* I'm only going to have one slice of pizza...
* "It was a mutual decision..."
* I have read the terms and conditions
* Today is the day I finally go back to the gym
* Oh yeah, I have heard of that band/book/movie/ect.
* I NEVER use facebook anymore
* I don't need directions, I know where I am.
* You look great, honest!
* I am only going to watch one more episode...
* I'll clean up later
* I would love to do something, but I'm super busy tonight.
* I'll definitely go to your play/improv/show/party.
* I'll be there in a few minutes.
* I just left the house.
* Sorry I'm late, traffic was awful.
* I'm not going to spend all my money on pointless crap.
* “I totally got a [insert score slightly higher than actual score] on my SATs/ACTs, before they changed the score system.”
* I totally get what this song is saying, 100%

* Oh, I just saw your text/call.
*I don't need to write it down, I'll remember
*Of course I remember who you are!
*I am going to finish my homework a day before it's due.
*I am going to go to bed early tonight.

And then the most used lie of all time:
* Don't worry, I'm fine.

Any other lies I've missed?  Let me know, I would love to hear them (NOTE: that was NOT a lie.).